Lazy dick suckers(a rant)

I went to meet up with a couple a few nights ago. I won’t divulge too many details to protect the lazy dick sucker’s privacy but this is a message to all hot wives in the future. When you suck my dick it serves 2 specific purposes. The first is to get my dick hard and ready to pound your hole, the second is to make sure it’s wet enough to slide right in after I pull out of your mouth. I know some of you haven’t seen a large penis in person so you might not know what it looks like when it is transforming from flacid to fully erect. This chick just put my dick in her mouth and held it there like that was going to make me get a boner. I told her to put more of it in her mouth since it was soft cus that would be the only time she could get the whole thing in her mouth. She went down about half way, on my still flacid dick and started giving me this dry jerk like that would help. When she had my dick in her mouth I could tell someone told her when she was younger that giving head was a bad thing or something. Like when I was in middle school girls used to say “sucking dick gives you cancer” 😂😂😂 and husbands are often not honest with their lady about her lackluster sex performance because he’s probably not getting it often anyway. He has to take what he can get.Not every woman is great at all parts of sex but at a certain age I expect you to know that you should wet the dick up and try to make it shiny if you want it to get hard quickly. If you don’t like to give head, you need to know how to give an amazing hand job and an amazing hand job requires lube. Sex is a team sport. If you’re playing with a lazy partner who never sucks your dick well, don’t bring another person there to get that same lazy treatment. I felt sorry for that husband because I know he has never had a good blowjob. At least not from her. But they love each other so that’s their business.I’m not one of these desperate guys who will fuck just cus I’m there. I will stop, politely say good bye and walk the fuck out. I hate lazy sex. It’s always a no for me. So don’t message me if you’re not prepared to polish my dick with your mouth or well lubed hands. And to all husbands, if you’re giving your lady the sex she wants by finding guys to fuck her, she should reciprocate. She should be trying to find you girls for a threesome even if she needs to get you some “professionals” *wink wink*. Yes you do deserve that.

So sayeth the Mighty Doe.